The State of the Union, 2006


I figured it was about time for my annual blog entry, and look what shows up in my inbox -- a nearly perfect screed from a friend of mine whose vitriol rivals that of the Rude Pundit. Because his corporate livelihood might well be endangered by expression of liberal views, I must choose for him a pseudonym. With a nod to our shared Indian heritage, I will call him the Rude Pandit.

And reproduce his rant in full, naturally without asking his permission, saving me the trouble of actually writing in my own blog.
I always used to wonder how these reprehensible frat boys got so much pussy in college. Now I get it. Bush said almost EVERYTHING right. He stole thunder from the Democrats left and right. But we KNOW as much as he says he thinks we're the most special woman he's ever met and how much he wants to be with us, once he fucks us he'll move on to the next woman unapologetically. I don't know how we handle this. He says all the right things. His follow through will be poor to non-existent. And so many won't even notice. This is democracy though. The dizzy chicks get to choose who they fuck. And they make decisions in the moment. Remove all the gender stuff and generalize to exonerate me from misogyny and you get my point. The democrats just come across as sour and critical. It's heartbreaking. Bush was very good on that speech. I hate to admit it. But he was.

I need a drink.


Posted: Wed - February 1, 2006 at 02:26 PM   | Category:     |   |   | |



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